What is love, baby don’t hurt me, and so on and so forth. Haddaway played it twice that evening. The entire set was four songs. I had been taken there by my GF, who had been taken there by her friend, who had been taken there by his friend, who drives the Metro and looks like Communist sculpture. We had seen the Vengaboys, the Rednex, La Bouche, Dr. Alban, and now was the time of the headliner. There we were, against all hope and reason, at the Total Dance Festival.
Haddaway addressed the crowd in his permanent falsetto: “Who partied in the ’90s? Who had sex in the ’90s?’ Tony fuckin’ Blair, I shout, and someone turns and gives me a dirty look. My GF laughs and turns me around.
We go out and I buy lots of overpriced shots for everyone. Then we go back in and Total Dance. And that is love.
the Budafoki amended 