Against Turning Into Your Parents | a note

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  1. Don’t forget to hang up the phone after the call is finished.
  2. Don’t forget to speak into the phone after the other person has picked up.
  3. Don’t talk to a third person while you’re on the phone.
  4. Don’t attempt to figure out Skype or other forms of Internet telephony.
  5. Don’t whispershout when there’s company.
  6. Don’t whissssspersssSHOUT–
  7. Don’t ask people to do a thing and then call them a–what are you, a pushover? You just do what I tell you?
  8. Don’t ask someone to decide what goes where so you don’t have to
  9. Don’t ask someone to decide what goes where so you don’t have to
  10. Don’t start two fights at once
  11. I can’t figure out what I’m doing at my life and go get a haircut at the same time
  12. Don’t slam the door, you started the fight
  13. Go to therapy early
  14. Go to therapy often
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